a philosophy that aims to fix the damage and confusion.
All of this marketing damage and confusion can now be fixed by a shiny outreach campaign. YES THERE IS SUCH A THING. Now according to the boffs that shuvel this pile it takes us back to good old fashioned marketing. HOORAY! No wait, sorry, we got over excited there. It is the same load of rubbish being peddled again.
TALK WITH, NOT TO CONSUMERS.
In their world of confusion some clever richard’s and nancy’s have gone and complicated things again. THESE STUPID PARROTS have invented a revolutionary way to bring marketing back from the brink.
IT IS REALLY CLEVER. They develop a strategy that looks to how humans want to learn about and hear about new things. By all accounts every business’s marketing and digital PR will be so much better for it.
GOOD NEWS there are 9 principals and BETTER NEWS we are only going to list 3. Sorry but there are 2 reasons for this. Firstly if we duplicate verbatim the search boys will kick us off the ranking ladder. Secondly it is such rubbish we will save humanity by not republishing it.
3 steps to an outreach campaign (there are actually 9).
Following the usual format we will now bring you these top marketing tips. Tips straight from the STUPID PARROT’S beak.
- People are wired to trust recommendations
- Outreach campaigns are about reaching out to people
- Marketers take care of their brand ambassador
LET’S BREAK THESE DOWN SHALL WE? On the first tip, Recommendations. Well, well this really is revolutionary. WISH WE HAD THOUGHT OF THAT ONE. Moving onto the second top tip. Here we were wondering what an outreach campaign involved. Now we all know. Finally but in no way less impressive, plain old gifting (bribery) wins again. Think there is a law against that but could be wrong.
On getting to the end of the 9 top tips we have found there is one more. That makes ten, but let’s not get caught up in semantics as this crowd obviously know what they are on about.
“Trust your gut and if something feels right for your strategy even though you read somewhere “not to ever do xy or z” do it anyway and see what happens!”
BRILLIANT! ABSOLUTELY AND AN UNCANNILY WONDERFUL actionable tip. Can these STUPID PARROTS actually write this stuff without any feeling of guilt. YEP they can!
Now because we copied this garbage statement from another website we are possibly going to get this page and indeed our whole website banished to the lower levels. Oh well!
It’s that time again. Now we have written a very short (although longer than 600 word) post we rest knowing the reader will be better informed. We feel it is our duty to bring this stupidity to the fore. It makes us feel better because we can get this off our chests (collectively). It may make someone somewhere actually think. We hope so. WATCH OUT PEOPLE THE STUPID PARROTS ARE AT LARGE, doing it large.
Lots more informative stuff on our blog. Good for almost everything marketing. If you have a spare few days take a look.
PLEASE IGNORE THE HAND. It has been left here for search engines as they like at least one picture to be on a page. Go figure!