Number 1 way to really rank with SEO
The reason why your landing page will not rank
Apologies folks, there is no way all of your landing pages will rank well for their targeted keywords in Google, brining people crazy conversions. In fact, they rarely do. STUPID PARROTS say they do and always throw an unfathomable amount of data to convince you. At tactic to just confuse the hell out of any normal person.
WHY NOT WE HEAR YOU SAY
Well, in most cases, the all elusive ideal keywords are dominated by other sites willing to drop gargantuous amounts of ad spend and backlink building. Don’t forget that technical issues also associated with landing pages stop people from reaching your beautifully crafted website pages.
THE TRUTH IS that laser-focused landing pages will have a really hard time ranking. HERE’S THE THING – STUPID PARROTS think it’s best not to distinguish between a landing page for ranking well and ones designed to purely convert. SILLY BILLIES.
HOLD ON…. you will first want to optimise the URL, page title, and H2s (headings) before choosing your target keywords.
Just to jump in from where we started in this post, we want to explain something. When we say the “Number 1 way to really rank with SEO” we mean RANK, as in, rank really badly. STUPID PARROTS follow systems. Systems that they can throw their clients through at an astounding rate. Systems that do the same for everyone. The more businesses they do this to, the bigger their fouling. Dropping low-quality, low-performing landing pages all over the internet.
RIGHT – BACK TO WHERE WE WERE. Let’s start with the domain name and page address. A custom domain does have some advantages for landing pages. Most businesses prefer to leverage the SEO of their existing domain. Either way, make sure your keywords are included within the URL. HOLD ON. This is turning into a lesson – surely not?
Landing Page SEO strategy
I’M BACK. I’m here to now bring some sanity into the conversation. The conversation us grown ups should be having.
If a STUPID PARROT uses a new fangled word, acronym or incomprehensible word into a conversation STOP them. Next, politely ask have they seen the Monty Python silly word sketch?
So there is the number 1 way to really rank with SEO
GET A STUPID PARROT to totally confuse the pants off you. SIMPLE, no messing, pure budget eating gold dust, public minded information right there. NO NEED TO THANKS US.
Just looking at the ranking score for this page and we need to add another 150 words to optimise this page. It is the only reason this copy is here. At least we are being honest and not just rambling on about the thing we are trying to get ranked.
TOTAL WORDS: 511. We should have considered to use at least 600. WE GOT BORED.
PLEASE IGNORE THE CORONA VIRUS ICON. It has been left here for search engines as they like at least one picture to be on a page. Go figure!